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strawberry custard cassata cake

Hello. Welcome to delicious town. Mayor: this cake.


But before I take you to delicious town, let me first tell you about my day in crazy town. Today was one of those days, where, oh, I don’t know…I couldn’t stop laughing. I mean…at all. Not when I almost got hit by the big van in the grocery store parking lot. Not when I nearly burnt the house up in flames. Not even when I woke up at 7 AM on a day where I am clearly supposed to sleep-in. I was giddy, and that was that.


We had a nice little pre-Mother’s Day dinner for my mom tonight, complete with flank steak, parsnip mashed potatoes (recipe tomorrow), grilled veggies, and grilled corn on the cob. I corrected my dad when he complimented this cake that I made. (THIS CAKE! We’ll talk about that in a second). He mentioned that it turned out really good, where (being the English major brat that I am), I said he meant really well. I was 80% joking, but my brother pointed out something along the lines of how fun English majors are to hang out with. Can’t say I blame the man. Minutes later, mom said she could eat boat-loads of the grilled corn we had made…which, of course, in response dad says: “Ship-loads, honey. It’s actually ship-load.”





THEN. Nearing the end of the evening. I was sitting in the middle of the kitchen floor (normal) strumming worship songs on the guitar, when I catch a glimpse of my brother making non-denominational worship signals (they’re a thing) out of the corner of my eye. I made the mistake of trying to continue, which turned into me laughing SO hard that I slammed my guitar on the floor and got my dog (who was laying at the other end of the hall) all rialed up. My lack of gracefulness is troubling, and I won’t even mention the puddles I made while whipping cream tonight.



But this cake. WOW. It means business. The original recipe calls for about 12 hours of commitment. [Ummm…what?] But I’m me. So ‘me’ cut that down to four, which I will share with you how to do.

A cassata cake requires multiple steps…but believe me when I tell you that this is the greatest-tasting complexity that you will ever have. Just look at it. *drool*. And actually, it wasn’t even bad to make–coming from me (I have cake problems) that says a lot.


You might wonder what kind of crazy person would spend more than two hours assembling and baking a cake. But what makes this cake so madly delicious is simple: 1) It is filled with homemade custard; 2) Each spongey layer is topped with strawberry juice and macerated strawberries; 3) The batter is prepared using a hint of lemon zest and whipped egg whites (mm, hello, fluffy town!); and 4) It is frosted with a homemade whipped cream (which was almost easier to make than a slice of toast).

Everything about this cake is a party. I’m telling you. If you don’t have a reason to make it, find one. Or bring it to my house. I live in Michigan (and in crazy town, obviously).


Strawberry Custard Cassata Cake

Yields: 2 9-inch pans; Prep time: 1 hour; Total time: ~4 hours (best if prepared overnight)


2 1/4 cup cake flour

1 1/4 cup sugar

1 tsp. baking powder

1 tsp. salt

3/4 cup cold water

1/2 cup vegetable oil

1 tsp. lemon zest, grated

1 tsp. vanilla

5 large egg yolks, room temp

8 large egg whites, room temp

1/4 cup sugar

1/2 tsp. cream of tartar


6 large egg yolks (*FYI, this recipe requires a total of 11 eggs)

1/2 cup sugar

2 cups half and half

3 tbsp. cornstarch


2 pounds strawberries

2 tbsp. sugar


3 cups very chilled heavy cream

1.5 tbsp. sugar

First, make the custard (you can do this the night before, or buy from a bakery). Whisk together all of the custard ingredients in a  saucepan. Bring to a boil over medium-low heat, whisking constantly. Simmer until thick, 1-2 minutes (it’s quick). Store in fridge in a lidded bowl for at least 3 hours (up to 2 days).

Preheat oven to 325 F. Line the bottom of two 9-inch pans with parchment and spray with cooking spray.

Sift twice together flour, 1 1/4 cup flour, baking powder, and salt. In a separate bowl, mix together yolks, water, oil, zest, and vanilla on low speed until smooth. Stir in flour mixture.

Clean the beaters and flour bowl, and mix egg whites and cream of tartar until soft peaks form. Add 1/4 cup sugar and beat until stiff (but not dry) peaks form. Fold this into the rest of the batter, very gently. Try your best to not deflate the egg whites. Divide the batter into prepared pans (will be quite full) and bake 35 minutes, until cakes spring back when slightly touched.

Allow cakes to cool for 45 minutes. Slide knife around edges; carefully flip onto wax paper. Remove parchment slowly. Wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate both cakes at least one hour (preferably 3–this will make slicing them in half easier). While cakes refrigerate, slice strawberries (about 1/4 inch thick) and sprinkle with sugar. Allow to sit for one hour or more. Strain the juice (will be using this to brush the cakes later).

After cakes have refrigerated about two hours, prepare the whipped cream by putting heavy cream and sugar into a cool bowl (I put mine in the fridge for a half hour, but that is not necessary). Whisk by hand or use a mixer on high, until stiff peaks form.

Using a long, serrated knife, carefully slice each cake in half to create 4 layers. Put the first layer on your serving plate. Brush with generous amounts of strawberry juice, spread with custard, and place a single layer of strawberries on top of the custard–I placed the thicker slices of strawberry toward the outer edge and the thinner toward the middle, to avoid the ‘humped’ cake effect. I also put the custard in a piping bag and piped thick circles around the cake for easy spreading, taking off the access with a spreading knife.

Put the next cake layer on, pressing gently, and repeat previous steps. I picked up the top halves by hand, but used the wax paper that the other cake halves were on and used that to help me flip it onto the cake. The cakes should be pretty resilient, but try to be careful as possible not to break them (believe me, it’s happened more times than I can count). When you put on the final layer, make sure the nice side is facing up and brush off any crumbs with your fingers.

Apply a generous amount of whipped cream to the top of the cake and, using a spreader, work it across the top and over the sides. The more you put on, the better. You can always scrape it off as you go, but the more you have on the less likely it will be for crumbs to show through. Refrigerate for at least 1 hour (original recipe says 8), for cake to absorb the juices. Enjoy this!




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strawberry-cheese blintzes

Shh, quiet.

Now listen closely.

Do you hear that?

What you hear is the sound of thousands of blintz-angels, bursting through Heaven’s gates singing holy moly, holy moly, holy moly.

Or at least that’s what it sounds like. I’m not really sure. I don’t speak Blintzese. But holy cow, these are good. And if I weren’t susceptible to cankles or busting buttons, I’d make them of my bowl-of-oatmeal-for-breakfast life.

Cheese Blintzes

(Yields 7-8 – Recipe courtesy of my wonderful cousin She-She, who is even sweeter than these awesome blintzes!)


2/3 cup flour

1/2 tsp. salt

3 eggs

1.5 cups milk

1.5 tbsp. butter, melted

1/2 tbsp. butter for skillet

Whisk together flour, salt, and eggs until smooth. Add melted butter. Beat in milk. Cover and refrigerate 2 hours.

Heat butter in a 7 inch skillet. Pour in 1/2 cup of batter over low heat. Flip once. Separate crepes with wax paper. Refrigerate.


8 oz. cottage cheese, creamed

3 oz. cream cheese, softened

1/4 cup sugar

1/2 tsp. vanilla


1 quart strawberries, thinly sliced

1 tbs. sugar

Homemade whipped cream

Preheat oven to 350°F. Combine all ingredients in large bowl and mix well. Fill each crepe and roll. Put on serving plate and heat until warm, about 20 minutes. Meanwhile, heat strawberries with sugar over medium-low heat for about 7 minutes. To serve, top warmed crepes with strawberries and whipped cream, and dust with powder sugar. Enjoy!


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blt burgers with avocado and caramelized chipotle onions

You know what my dad wanted for dinner last night? A burger. What did my brother want? Bacon. And what did I want? Avocado, (naturally). So, we whipped up this little guy right here. Or more appropriately, this delicious monster. I wish you could’ve seen me try to cram this tower of beef, cheese, onion, tomato, bacon, avocado, and lettuce … (pause for air) … into my mouth. I felt a little bit like Andrew Zimmern and a lotta bit like a person who eats unattractively and makes delicious food look less appealing. Or are those the same people.

Cheese spread onto both the top and bottom of a roasted Kaiser roll had the same effect that mayonnaise has on a Jimmy John’s Beach Club (that’s a #12, for those wondering). It seems that, whenever I order one of these, alfalfa sprouts and turkey seem to find their way out of the bread and onto the table after each unsupervised bite (and I’m supervising with my hands, by the way. Though a catchers mitt might produce better results). Toppings have yet to get lost on their trip out of my sandwich. It’s without fail. Which, I suppose, would be okay if the mayonnaise went with it. Then we could consider this vanishing act my waistline’s guardian angel. Instead, it usually happens in such a way that I am left with a white bun slathered in mayo. And 3 to 4 sprouts. …for color.

Anyway, this burger will be hanging out in your lap (and in your guests’) if not approached with caution. I recommend you to watch Man -vs- Food, observe Andrew’s expertise, and prepare to imitate the Vulcan burger-grip that he demonstrates during his many burger battles. Imitate his masticating techniques, however, and you may be disqualified from life. Or at least the relationship you’re in. Try to pay close attention to his hands only, and if your eyes wander northward to a face full of condiments, don’t say I haven’t warned you. It’s not a pretty sight. But no hard feelings, Andrew, you are an inspiration. To some, anyway.

BLT Burgers with Caramelized Onions and Avocado

(Makes 6 big-ol’ burgers – recipe adapted from Clint Stephenson)

1 large sweet onion, thinly sliced

1 tbs. Franks hot sauce

1. tbs. brown sugar

2 tbs. balsamic

1 tbs. olive oil

1 tbs. garlic

6 ounces spreadable garlic & herb cheese

4-5 ounces blue cheese

1 pound ground chuck

1 pound ground sirloin

1/2 cup minced onion

1/4 cup Zinfandel

1 tbs. Franks hot sauce

Sea salt and pepper

2 tbs. Emeril’s BAM Burger seasoning (or any burger seasoning, spicy seasoned salt, etc.)

3 tbs. oregano, thyme, basil (fresh, if possible)

3-4 avocados, sliced

12 bacon slices (pre-cooked is easiest)

Lettuce leaves and tomato slices

Kaiser rolls or burger buns

Preheat a gas grill to medium-high heat. Start by placing the onion slices, 1 tbs. hot sauce, 1 tbs. balsamic vinegar, oil, garlic, and sugar in a skillet. Cover and let cook over over medium-low heat for 15-20 minutes until caramelized.

Meanwhile, place beef, minced onion, wine, herbs, 1 tbs. of hot sauce, and salt and pepper in a bowl. Mix well, avoiding compacting the meat. Divide equally into 6 patties. Brush grill rack with vegetable oil and place burgers, turning only once, until done to your liking, 5-7 minutes. Flipping only once makes for an evenly-cooked burger and prevents overcooked areas.

About 4 minutes before burgers are done, place cheese in a saucepan and melt to combine. Put in a condiment bowl and allow to cool slightly. As burgers and onions near completion, place avocado slices on tin foil and brush with 1 tbs. balsamic vinegar. Sprinkle with Hamburger seasoning. Grill 1-2 minutes. Place bacon on avocados and heat about 30 seconds. Toast buns if desire (trust me, you desire it). Spread cheese on top and bottom of your burger bun. Stack as shown. Enjoy. And try to avoid getting burger on your face :).

*Wine pairing- Zinfandel

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